Susanne Leipnitz
The Speaker
from Germany
Caution: She bites!
One day we all eventually die. But we just love to speed this process up and kill ourselves every day a little faster.
Little by little and every day a little more. Mentally and physically and nobody realizes it, until we hit the final wall. But even at that point, some things might be still possible before we are 6 feet under.
Susanne Leipnitz gets to the bottom of the biggest health and life challenges we all encounter in our lives. From relationship problems, understanding men and women or co-workers to popular health problems and much more.
The "crime scene life" is a big playground for Susanne Leipnitz and she understands to play around with our doctrines and shows us ways out of the downward spiral. All we have to do is: start walking.
The show DISMEMBERED LIFE is definately not for kids or those wanting to stay in their little bubbles of life and continue with their assisted dying.
On Stage
Dismembered LIFE
- The Show -
Dead with 30 - burried with 60+?
Aging is so much fun: At first we may develope a few aches. pains or just some overweight. Later maybe a nice little arthrosis, some diabetes type 2 or a funny nonalcoholic fatty liver comes along to play. Now THAT is fun, isn't it?
To keep the boredom at bay, we tend to spice life up with a neat little bournout or depression every once in a while. Then, if we still have too much time on our hands, we probably might considering adding some hypertension and other fun things to that list.
Our health must end before our lives do - that's the law!
And if that's not enough, we look for more challenges served as small dishes to ruin our mental health for good. The main-dish served is perhaps the absolutely important quest for the big "Why" of life. As nice little side dishes, society likes to serve us self-help and motivational books or manuals every now and then. Our desert is a colorful mix of the illusion of saftey, the questioning of our mental state, and the loss of resilence.
And if that's not enough, we look for more challenges served as small dishes to ruin our mental health for good. The main-dish served is perhaps the absolutely important quest for the big "Why" of life. As nice little side dishes, society likes to serve us self-help and motivational books or manuals every now and then. Our desert is a colorful mix of the illusion of saftey, the questioning of our mental state, and the loss of resilence.
In the end, we just sit back and enjoy assisted dying.
Yes, life is fun, isn't it?
There are ways around that whole bullshit, but you probably do not want to hear that, do you?
All you want is a magical pill and continue with your life. Good luck finding that pill!
All you want is a magical pill and continue with your life. Good luck finding that pill!
Like every good investigator, Susanne Leipnitz looks at your life and tends to tear apart your doctrines. She identifies the suspects and nails them down without the slightest chance of mercy. This crazy therapist and pain expert knows how to trigger you and challenges your habbits. Her weapons are cruel: sarcasm, science, patient stories and lots of very dark humor.
More efficiency, more happyness and energy.
Susanne Leipnitz sets the needed impulses for you to change your life for the better.
(ok, truth is: she kicks your butt and gets you moving! And it works like a charm!)
If you do not want all that, you should never, ever book Susanne Leipnitz as a Speaker for your event!
But if you want the change of your life, she is just one eMail away from you.
But if you want the change of your life, she is just one eMail away from you.
"Everyone dies one day - hopefully as a happy camper and of old age."
What others say
(some are translated)
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Please send your request for booking Susanne Leipnitz by eMail.
General events include but are not limited to:
Corporate Keynotes, Association Events, Interviews,
Motivation Events, Business Exhibitions
Comedy Clubs.
Online and live.
Please send your request for booking Susanne Leipnitz by eMail.
General events include but are not limited to:
Corporate Keynotes, Association Events, Interviews,
Motivation Events, Business Exhibitions
Comedy Clubs.